What was the scariest code to get on your pager on Halloween night? “Emergency-666″—which either meant the devil was calling or Mom found out you stole the “good” candy from the hidden stash.
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This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Alrighty then! Super funny.
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
Found this on the deep end of the net.