Why did the 1995 Fourth of July feel “Connected”? Because for the first time, Dads could be “paged” while flipping burgers, allowing them to ignore work in 4-digit numeric codes.
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Best result I ever found on a search engine.
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.