Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a “cache” of bad jokes.
Part of the 56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
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51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
No way! That’s too much!