Dexter Holland is still telling us how to be annoying, and we’re still listening.
Part of the 71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
We’re better than you, and we know it!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
Burninating the countryside with laughter!