2007 Archive: The Onion

I’m “peeling” back the plastic wrap.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "inking" about 3D-printing a vacation.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »

I’m "taking" a bite out of the new era.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "displaying" 100% transparency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "glad" the simulation is stable.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "whining" about the lag in my eyes.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "milking" the future for all it's worth.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I’m "moo-ving" to a better dimension.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m "branching" out into neural-networks.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

I’m "cloud-thinking."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: T...read more »

I’m "ketching" up with my digital self.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "just" feeling fuzzy about the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

2013 was the year of the "earworm." Whether you were trying to "L...read more »

@Dorm_Room_Hero01/03/2008 08:55My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Trinity_Matrix06/24/2010 11:02Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Agent_Smith_0108/24/2008 22:43It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@StumbleUpon_User09/22/1999 09:54I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

@Epic_Fail_Guy12/31/1999 08:13This joke is an Epic Win!

@Android_Bot_9904/24/2005 05:39Beep boop. Humor recognized.

@Retweet_King04/19/2003 07:55RT if you think this is funny!