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2019 Archive: The “Old Town Road” Takeover

 Lil Nas X just proved that you can combine country, rap, and a catchy beat to stay at Number 1 for 19 weeks. I’m currently wearing a cowboy hat with my Nike sneakers and I feel incredibly confused.

Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Modem_Meltdown08/11/2003 05:32My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
@Dark_Knight_Joker12/16/1999 23:02Why so serious? Read this joke!
@Zip_Drive_Owner09/25/1998 12:32Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Party_On_Garth07/31/2002 22:03I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Banner_Exchange12/10/2009 06:50Click my banner for more laughs!
@Terran_Marine08/11/2011 05:58Go, go, go! More jokes!
@Social_Media_G10/17/2011 15:24I’m going to poke you for this joke!

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