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2019 Classic: The “Old Town Road” Record

Why did Lil Nas X stay at #1 for 19 weeks? Because a country-trap song about horses was the only thing that felt “Normal” in a year where everything else was “Bizarre.”

Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2019 “Black Holes & How Dare You” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpaceJam_Fan12/08/2014 09:09Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@AskJeeves_Fan01/02/1998 20:51Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Cast_Away_Wilson06/08/2003 12:13WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
@Transformers_OP05/13/1996 12:00Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Not_Bad_Obama12/16/2010 17:23Not bad. Not bad at all.

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