A husband looks in the mirror and says, “I’m on a horse!” His wife yells from the other room, “You’re on the treadmill, Kevin. And you’ve been on it for two minutes. Get off and help me with the groceries.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2010 “Dream Within A Dream & Insta-Glam” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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