2022 Vintage: The Old Fashioned

“Classy, even when the world is chaotic.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

"To the year of the brainrot!"Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

A guy whispers, "Hail Satan," and the bartender calls the cops.P...read more »

Two guys walk in, one in red, one in yellow. They spend the whol...read more »

"Light it up like a rocket to the moon."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

"The official fuel of 'mindful' brunches."Part of the 58 Bar Jok...read more »

Part Two: A guy walks in wearing a stillsuit and riding a giant w...read more »

@Austin_Powers_Groovy02/23/1999 16:13Groovy, baby! Very groovy.

@Dorm_Room_Hero11/01/2008 12:56My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Abe_Sapien_Fan01/25/2005 04:59I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Lock_Stock_Two10/23/2001 19:50It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@DragonBall_Z_G03/10/1999 17:14His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!

@Step_Brothers_B07/03/2002 05:31Did we just become best friends? Yup!