I’m “counting” the days until I see a human.
Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Found a real treasure with this one.
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.