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2023 Classic: The “Nuclear” Rhetoric

Why 2023? Because when the “Special Operation” enters month 18, you have to remind everyone that you still have a “Big Red Button” that may or may not be connected to anything.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2023 “FPV Frenzy & Wagner’s Road Trip” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja07/22/2011 23:44Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@Pikachu_Fan_8812/05/1997 19:55Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette11/12/1995 21:08I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@White_Goodman_G01/13/1998 17:17We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Keyboard_Cat_P10/11/2009 14:35Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
@Banner_Exchange04/29/2009 12:39Click my banner for more laughs!
@Leet_Speaker_7708/05/1995 23:517h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@GG_WP_9805/19/1999 21:38Good game, well played. This is a winner.
@Clans_Leader_9912/28/1997 20:18Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
@Ultima_Online_V11/02/2014 20:24Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

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