Why did we want them? Because we were convinced the enemy was hiding behind 50 feet of concrete and a “No Entry” sign.
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I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
I see funny people... everywhere!
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Very nice! Great success!
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.