Why the “cloud”? Because Jordan Peele realized that the scariest thing in the sky isn’t a saucer—it’s a giant, hungry animal that looks like a hat and hates it when you make eye contact.
Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick’s G-Force, Elvis’s Voice & The Slap” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
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At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!