Why were recruits disappointed in 1996? Because the graphics on their brand-new N64 at home were better than the multi-million dollar flight simulators the Air Force was using.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1996 “Digital Battlefield & Desert Chills” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Silently laughing in the snow.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
I choose to believe it’s funny.