2017 Vintage: The “Night Vision” White Phosphor

Why do we love it? Because seeing the war in “Black and White” makes it look like a classic movie and less like a $2 trillion mistake.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why the confusion? Because in 2025, you’re not sure if the Genera...read more »

Why the "Signal-Aid"? Because providing a "Secure VPN" is the new...read more »

Why did I see one? Because some Sailors are convinced that if the...read more »

Why so quiet? Because the first rule of "Martian Recon" is that w...read more »

Why was June 2023 the most confusing weekend for NATO? Because we...read more »

Why did the F-16 take 2 years to get to Ukraine? Because the "Unb...read more »

Why the "Orange Glow"? To make sure the "Impact" looks as terrify...read more »

Why the demand? Because it makes the "World of 2025" look like a ...read more »

Why was the 2025 briefing so secret? Because we finally realized ...read more »

In 2001, the "New World Order" of the 90s evaporated in a single ...read more »

Why was the 2025 parade on the "Metaverse"? Because it’s the only...read more »

In 2002, the military was busy trying to find a needle in a hayst...read more »

Why did the Russian Early Warning planes start retiring early in ...read more »

Why was it the "Year of the Swarm"? Because we realized that the ...read more »

@Matrix_Rebel05/04/2001 11:30I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Speed_Racer_Go08/10/1995 10:43Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Leave_Britney_A05/07/2014 07:13Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@Mocking_Sponge04/07/2009 06:18mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@Tuenti_Specialist08/25/2013 08:17A classic from the Spanish web too!