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2020 Vintage: The “Night Vision” PVS-31

Why the demand? Because if you’re going to be in a lockdown, you might as well look at your backyard in “High-Definition White Phosphor.”

Part of the 31 Military Jokes: The 2020 “Tactical Masks & Quarantined Carriers” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette01/14/2005 00:22I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@Bluetooth_Bot09/19/1997 07:14Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@Sion_Partier10/30/2009 16:50The last city on Earth loves this one!
@YouTube_Beta_User11/01/2011 17:32I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@GG_WP_9805/23/2004 04:17Good game, well played. This is a winner.

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