Why the demand? Because if you’re going to be in a lockdown, you might as well look at your backyard in “High-Definition White Phosphor.”
Part of the 31 Military Jokes: The 2020 “Tactical Masks & Quarantined Carriers” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "Night Vision" White Phosphor Gen 4
Why the demand? Because it makes the "World of 2025" look like a ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The MRE "Pizza" (2024 Patch)
Why is it still the baseline? Because in a world of AI and hypers...read more »
2024 Archive: The "AI" Targeter
Why did the Pentagon start using "Project Maven"? To prove that a...read more »
2024 Classic: The A-50 "Disappearing Act"
Why did the Russian Early Warning planes start retiring early in ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Stryker" with a Directed-Energy Weapon
Why the big lens? To prove that the "Future of War" is basically ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Nuclear" Exercise (Steadfast Noon)
Why the noise? To remind everyone that the "Big Sticks" are still...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Space Force" Marines
Why did they finally get a moon base plan? To prove that "Interga...read more »
35 Military Jokes: The 2024 “Thermite Dragons & Jamming Junkies” Edition
In 2024, the military realized that if your equipment isn't "EW-H...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Combat Camera" Swarm View
Why the "Hive" perspective? To make sure the taxpayers feel like ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Blueberry" Navy Ghost (2024)
Why did I see one? Because some Sailors are convinced that if the...read more »
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2025 Classic: The "Bio-Metric" ID 2025
Why the DNA scan? To make sure you’re actually a "Human" and not ...read more »
35 Military Jokes: The 2014 “Little Green Men & Caliphate Chaos” Edition
In 2014, the military world got a 19th-century wake-up call in th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Smart" Dust Intelligence
Why were the 2025 spies so small? Because the military started us...read more »
40 Military Jokes: The 2001 “End of the Intermission” Edition
In 2001, the "New World Order" of the 90s evaporated in a single ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
The last city on Earth loves this one!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.