2010 Classic: The “Night Vision” (GPNVG-18) Rumors

Why the four lenses? To give the “Tier 1” operators the vision of a spider and the neck pain of an 80-year-old.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@AOL_Keyword_Jokes01/12/1996 14:43Standard classic. Never gets old.

@QuickTime_Viewer12/22/2002 00:00Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Pizza_Pizza_9906/11/2014 19:20Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Zip_Drive_Owner06/01/1998 11:23Click of death? No, click of laughter!

@Me_Gusta_Face03/10/1998 13:35Me Gusta this joke. Very much.