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2018 Vintage: The “New Light” John Mayer

Why was the 4th so “Low-budget”? Because the music video made “looking like a dork in front of a green screen” the coolest aesthetic of 2018.

Part of the 35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Flossing” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Vintage: The Moana 2 (Live Action/Animated Hybrid)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dawson_Creek_Fan05/22/2000 14:16I am crying... with laughter!
@Marla_Singer_Fan10/09/1996 19:19A joke for the end of the world.
@Weird_Science_G02/23/1999 22:53We created a monster... of a joke!
@Bill_Ted_Excell07/03/1996 02:59Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
@Web_Crawler_9610/07/1997 18:46Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
@Flash_Game_Dev07/31/1999 09:35I should make a game about this joke.
@StrongBad_Mail12/08/2002 05:59I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
@Mind_Blown_Gif09/28/2001 02:14*Boom* - there goes my brain!

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