Why was it so hard to write? Because trying to get Sunnis, Shias, and Kurds to agree on a single document is like trying to order one pizza for 25 million people with different allergies.
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Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!