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2007 Vintage: The New England Patriots “Perfect” Regular Season

Why was 16-0 so special? Because no one had done it since the 1972 Dolphins, and they did it with 14 more games to worry about.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2007 “Almost Perfect & The Iceman” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition
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The Skydiving Leap
A sport where you only have one chance to be a beginner.My skydiv...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "AI" Coach
Why did the sideline look like a Silicon Valley office? Because e...read more »
The Baseball Contract
Negotiating life one strike at a time.The baseball player spent t...read more »
The Hockey Teeth
A cold truth from the ice rink.Why do hockey players never go to ...read more »
51 Sports Jokes: The 2016 “Year of the Underdog & 3-1 Comebacks” Edition
In 2016, the impossible didn't just happen once—it became a weekl...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2018 “Philly Special & The French Renaissance” Edition
In 2018, logic took a break. The backup quarterback humiliated To...read more »
The Tennis Racket
Serving up some classic court-side wit.Why are tennis players so ...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2012 “London’s Burning & LeBron’s Ring” Edition
In 2012, the world didn’t end (sorry, Mayans), but the jokes abou...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lionel Messi "Last Dance" Hype
Why was Miami still the center of the universe? Because Messi ann...read more »

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Why was the city so empty? Because after 2024, the Parisians real...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Winamp_Skin_Maker09/10/1998 20:25Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@Pikachu_Fan_8809/13/2008 11:59Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Cheers_Norm03/26/2015 14:27Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@CRT_Degauss05/24/1999 17:20BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Napster_Search09/04/2002 16:56Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Talladega_N_R02/11/2002 04:22If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
@AOL_Chat_Veteran08/29/2013 02:50Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.

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