Why did the lawyer do the “Floss” during the settlement? To show the other side how easily he could “brush off” their demands.
Part of the 45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2018 “GDPR & Space Law” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Honest Lawyer
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In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Divorce Settlement
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The 10% Rule
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A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »
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A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Professional Ego
A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Tech Support
"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »
2025 Legacy: The TikTok Ban (Final)
A lawyer cried when TikTok was banned because he lost his primar...read more »
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Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Super green! Hilarious!
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.