Why were the stars playing in local gyms? Because the owners and players couldn’t agree on money, leaving fans to watch high-definition videos of Kevin Durant scoring 66 points at Rucker Park instead of the NBA.
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Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
Burninating the countryside with laughter!