“I’m in your Top 8!” “That’s nice, honey, but I’m your wife. I should be in your Top 1 or you’re going to be sleeping in the ‘General Public’ section.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Toy Story 5 News
"They're back... again!" "Just like my student loan payments. So...read more »
Q: What did the fish say...
Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A: Dam!read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Ghosting
"She ghosted me!" "In 2025, that's not rejection, it's just her ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The F1 2025 Season
"I'm like Lewis Hamilton in a Ferrari!" "Fast and expensive?" "N...read more »
Q: What do you call a...
Q: What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller?...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort & Very Demure” Edition
In 2024, adult humor was a mix of R-rated superhero banter and th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Tron
Ares: "I'm entering the Grid!" "You're just wearing neon sneakers...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging & Reality Bites” Edition
In 2002, adult humor was caught in a web of pop culture. If you w...read more »
The Marriage Secret
A veteran husband shares his golden rule for happiness.The secret...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Name Out Your Mouth” Edition
In 2022, adult humor was punchy—literally. If you weren't trying ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Nintendo Switch 2 Rumors
"The new console is coming! It’s backwards compatible!" "Great. ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Mid-life Crisis
"I bought a digital racing rig!" "For $5,000?" "I need to feel t...read more »
The Wine Tasting
Learning to appreciate the finer things... and the buzz.I went to...read more »
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?...
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?
A: Subpoena colada!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
That was intense... and funny!
Super green! Hilarious!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
I see what you did there. Clever!