1998 Archive: The Mustache

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you a question, open up!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Beetlejuice. / Beetlejuice who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spar...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

@Y2K_Ready08/18/2013 21:24If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@PalmPilot_Pro07/04/1999 04:36Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@Antivirus_Pro08/17/2002 02:04No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Trinity_Matrix07/15/2012 15:22Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@GL_HF_Runner09/25/2010 04:23Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

@Mind_Blown_Gif04/22/2005 05:09*Boom* - there goes my brain!