2016 Vintage: The MRI

“Does this machine work with my ‘Health App’?” “No, it’s a magnet. It’ll erase your ‘Save Game’ and your phone.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

@Harry_Potter_Hermione07/22/2005 18:24It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@BitTorrent_0108/20/1996 01:07Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Neo_The_One02/24/1995 10:36I know kung-fu... and this joke!

@Under_Const_Gif06/08/2006 08:57This site is never finished... with humor!

@Excite_User_9701/19/1999 02:31This site is very exciting!

@True_Story_Neil05/11/2015 09:10True story! I was there!

@No_Way_Jose11/02/2011 11:41No way! That’s too much!