“I’m a billionaire at heart!” “Too bad your ATM receipt says you’re a hundredaire at best.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging & Reality Bites” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Gladiator II Aftermath
"Are you not entertained?!" "I'll be entertained when you finish...read more »
The Work Promotion
Climbing the ladder and losing your mind.My boss said I was getti...read more »
2025 Legacy: The White Lotus 3
"I'm staying at a luxury resort in Thailand!" "You're in a tent ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2020 “New Normal & Carole Baskin” Edition
In 2020, adult humor moved from the bar to the Zoom Room. If...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Tron
Ares: "I'm entering the Grid!" "You're just wearing neon sneakers...read more »
The Bar Encounter
A classic setup with a punchline that hits home.A beautiful woman...read more »
The Speeding Ticket Excuse
Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »
2025 Classic: The Beyond the Spider-Verse Wait
"I'm stuck in a canon event!" "Is it the one where you forget ou...read more »
2025 Classic: The New Year's 2026 Resolution
"My resolution is to actually play GTA VI... and maybe learn the...read more »
2025 Archive: The Star Wars
New Jedi Order: "I'm rebuilding the Order!" "Start by rebuilding ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Fantastic Four Family
"We’re like the Fantastic Four!" "Because we have powers?" "No, ...read more »
56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress & Turtleneck Vibes” Edition
In 2015, adult humor was viral, fast, and often filtered. If you ...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Vacation
"We're going on a 'Staycation'!" "Is that because we love our ho...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition
In 2013, adult humor reached a new level of "What did I just watc...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!