1998 Classic: The Moral Compass

Why did the lawyer throw away his compass? It kept pointing toward “integrity,” which was the wrong direction for his career.

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@Resident_Evil_Z12/13/2014 10:39Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@Charmed_Ones09/21/2003 01:51The power of three... laughs!

@Linux_Distro_User07/02/1997 21:03Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Bill_Ted_Excell06/27/2011 14:38Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Zoolander_Mug06/13/1997 23:09I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Bernie_Mittens12/19/2000 01:24I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

@Afk_For_Laughs09/30/2009 21:00Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.