I’m “phasing” out my old hobbies.
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I see funny people... everywhere!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
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Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
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Posting this to my own wall right now!