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1999 Classic: The Modem Scream

 What is the sound of 1999? The screech of a 56k modem trying to reach the new century.

Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 1999 “End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Matrix_Glitch08/16/2007 13:14There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@Cyber_Traveler12/26/1999 11:32Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@Java_Applet_User03/03/2003 04:09This joke is more portable than a Java app!
@Dawson_Creek_Fan07/11/2007 03:10I am crying... with laughter!
@Pizza_Pizza_9909/02/2009 03:45Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Memento_Guy02/21/2012 04:41Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Linkin_Park_Fan03/21/2010 14:34In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!

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