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1999 Classic: The MLS Cup

Why was D.C. United so greedy? Because they won their third title in four years, making the rest of the league wonder if they could have a turn with the trophy.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 1999 “Triple Crowns & Millennium Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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