Why was D.C. United so greedy? Because they won their third title in four years, making the rest of the league wonder if they could have a turn with the trophy.
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
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