Why were they censored? Because the Pentagon realized that “Real-time Truth” is the enemy of “Strategic Communication.”
Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Mission (Un)accomplished” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
My fist is clenched... with joy!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.