2021 Classic: The Mikey

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

@BBS_Veteran10/13/1997 13:19Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Hellboy_Red12/02/2014 19:35I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Dr_Evil_Pinky12/30/2006 23:55One billion... laughs!

@Anchorman_Ron04/14/2008 04:49I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@About_Dot_Com06/09/1998 05:14The human guide to online humor.

@Railgun_Sniper11/02/2001 03:11I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

@Net_Neutrality10/03/2008 13:30Equality for all jokes!