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1998 Legacy: The Microsoft Antitrust

 Why did the lawyer represent Netscape? He wanted to prove that “Explorer” wasn’t just a browser, but a description of how deep Microsoft reached into your wallet.

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 1998 “Search Engines & Semantics” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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