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2002 Classic: The Miami Hurricanes

Why were they so cocky? Because their roster was basically an NFL Pro Bowl team that just happened to be in college for a few years.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2002 “Winter Wonders & Brazilian Magic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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