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2005 Archive: The Memoirs of a Geisha Style

Why the controversy? For a movie so beautiful to look at that you almost forgot everyone was cast from the wrong country.

Part of the 35 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2005 “Batman Begins, Sith Revenge & Mountain Brokeback” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Cheers_Norm04/09/2015 09:09Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@DotCom_Survivor10/16/2004 23:06I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
@Total_Recall_Fan05/27/1996 02:17Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
@Brick_Tamland_L04/18/1995 15:41I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@Best_Viewed_IE404/27/2005 19:27Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
@Digg_Submitter_0502/05/2008 20:34Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
@Leet_Speaker_7704/25/2006 05:347h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Trogdor_Burn10/03/2011 07:22Burninating the countryside with laughter!
@Happy_Tree_Fans09/14/1998 21:53So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
@Hashtag_Master11/19/2010 07:11#funny #joke #retro #90s

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