Why were there so many people in sunglasses? Because we all wanted to be Neo, even if the “bullet time” we practiced in the backyard just looked like we were falling over.
Part of the 38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2003 “Pirates & Puka Shells” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!