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2013 Vintage: The Mannequin Challenge (Early Stages)

Why did everyone freeze for 30 seconds? Because “viral trends” were becoming a lifestyle, and we wanted to see if the gravy would stop mid-air.

Part of the 38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & What Does the Fox Say?” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The "Everything is Subscription" Era
Why was the oven locked mid-cook? Because Dad forgot to renew the...read more »
2024 Legacy: Sabrina Carpenter’s "Espresso"
Why was everyone so caffeinated? Because "that’s that me espresso...read more »
2025 Legacy: Deepfake Relatives
Why did "Aunt Susan" look 20 years younger on the Zoom call? Beca...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2025 “AI-Generated Gravy & Robot Relatives” Edition
In 2025, Thanksgiving is a high-tech fever dream where the "Perso...read more »
2009 Joke: A Family Was Sitting
A family was sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner when the father...read more »
2024 Classic: The "JoJo Siwa Rebrand"
Why was the niece wearing black glitter and acting "dark"? Becaus...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Delulu is the Solulu" Trend
Why did the niece think she was going to win the lottery on Black...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Post-Search" World
Why was there no arguing about facts? Because everyone has a "Con...read more »
1997 Joke: During Thanksgiving Dinner The
During Thanksgiving dinner, the mother asked her son, “What are y...read more »
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Soulja Boy” Edition
In 2007, Thanksgiving was a transition from the "click" of a Razr...read more »

😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Legacy: The Drake vs. Kendrick Beef
Why was the dinner so tense? Because the cousins spent three hour...read more »
2020 Joke: A Turkey Was Running
A turkey was running through the farm on Thanksgiving morning yel...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Driverless Commute
Why was everyone so calm after the drive? Because the "Auto-Pod" ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Anti-Aging" Craze
Why did the parents look like teenagers? Because "Longevity Suppl...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor11/13/2014 19:58You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@Terminator_T80003/23/2003 10:37I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Shrek_Ogrelord03/15/2014 21:22Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Gnutella_User06/17/2007 23:28Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Spawn_Camper_J04/17/2005 05:47I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan08/31/1999 02:49Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
@Newgrounds_User02/10/2012 14:27Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!

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