2019 Archive: The Maleficent

Mistress of Evil: More cheekbones, more wings, and Michelle Pfeiffer. 2019 is a “villain” year.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I just bought a loaf of bread that had a sticker saying "Baked b...read more »

He sampled J-Kwon from 2004 and turned it into a country-pop hit...read more »

They’re finally in the MCU. They’re from the 60s, but they’re in...read more »

Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »

Step into 2002 – the year when reality TV truly took over our bra...read more »

I still feel my leg vibrate even when my phone is in the other r...read more »

I have to charge my watch, my phone, my glasses, my car, and my ...read more »

Step into 2019 – the year of the Avengers: Endgame phenomenon, th...read more »

Pixar is taking us to a planetary council. 2025 is for the kids ...read more »

I just reached the end of the internet. It was just a picture of...read more »

Is somebody gonna match my freak? Probably not, Tinashe, I’m cur...read more »

Jack Black is Steve. I’m still trying to process a 3D blocky wor...read more »

My "Memory" feature just showed me a post from 2015 and I’ve nev...read more »

Step into 2008 – the year the App Store opened its doors, Iron Ma...read more »

@Frasier_Crane08/27/2002 06:33I am listening... and I am laughing.

@Ruby_Rhod_Green09/02/1996 03:30Super green! Hilarious!

@Twelve_Monkeys_F02/15/2013 16:47The future is laughing at us.

@Jackie_Brown_Fan08/11/2002 14:33Smooth joke, very smooth.

@Courage_Dog08/31/1995 03:42The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

@Slashdot_Effect05/31/2012 09:52We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

@Challenge_Acc04/04/1996 10:34Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

@Keep_Calm_Fan01/13/2010 08:49Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.