Why Salma Hayek? For a sequel that was so “last” it actually felt like it was moving in slow motion.
Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2023 “Pooh, Piling On & Expendable Icons” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2009 “Transformers, G.I. Joe & Sandra’s Double Header” Edition
In 2009, the 30th Razzie Awards celebrated a year of true cinemat...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition
In 1995, the 16th Razzie Awards proved that Hollywood could fail ...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Movie 43, After Earth & Lone Ranger” Edition
In 2013, the 34th Razzie Awards hit a goldmine of bad taste. It w...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2022 “Blonde, Morbius & Pinocchio’s Problems” Edition
In 2022, the 43rd Razzie Awards faced a cinematic year so bizarre...read more »
32 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2010 “Airbender, SATC 2 & Twilight Tussle” Edition
In 2010, the 31st Razzie Awards had to deal with a historical cul...read more »
2025 Archive: The CGI Dwarfs
Why were they mocked? Because they looked like a group of haunte...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Screenplay
Why A Minecraft Movie? For a script that felt like it was genera...read more »
2025 Vintage: Worst Screen Couple
Why Rachel Zegler and the Seven CGI Dudes? Because the chemistry...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Minecraft" Visuals
Why were they a joke? For making a world of blocks look like a w...read more »
2024 Archive: Coppola’s Megalo-Mess
Why did Francis Ford Coppola win Worst Director? For Megalopolis...read more »
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2024 Archive: Dakota’s Honesty
Why did Dakota Johnson win Worst Actress? For giving a performan...read more »
2025 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actor
Why Gal Gadot? For playing the Evil Queen with the same level of...read more »
2024 Classic: The Reagan Biopic
Why was it nominated? For a movie so "on the nose" it was basica...read more »
2025 Archive: Worst Remake or Sequel
Why Snow White? Because some mirrors should never be looked into...read more »
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