“I’m starting a smoking habit for the aesthetic.” “You have asthma, Kevin. Put the candy cigarette down.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total Meltdowns” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
One does not simply read one joke.
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.