Why did the traveler think his laptop was a tablet? Because it was so thin he almost used it as a coaster for his ginger ale.
Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 2011 “Winter is Coming & Siri” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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49 Travel Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon & Starlight” Edition
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44 Travel Jokes: The 1995 “Paper Tickets & Fanny Packs” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Bio-Metric Gate
Why didn't the gate open? Because the facial recognition softwar...read more »
The Group Tour
Following a flag on a stick through a crowded city.I joined a wal...read more »
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The Cruise Buffet
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47 Travel Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Glitch & Stanley Craze” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The Smart Umbrella
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.