Why did the 1996 parade look like a synchronized dance video? Because the song was inescapable; even the local veterans’ color guard was tempted to do the hand-flip on the “Hey Macarena!”
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As if! This is too funny.
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!