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2003 Classic: The Love Actually Doorstep

Why were people crying in the aisles? Because Andrew Lincoln proved that the best way to hit on your best friend’s wife is through oversized cue cards and a boombox.

Part of the 41 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2003 “Pirate Swagger, Fish Finding & The King’s Return” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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