Why was everyone looking at the sky? Because the previews for a show about a plane crash on an island started appearing, making every commercial break more intense than the fireworks.
Part of the 33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2004 “Social Networks & Shrek 2” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I should make a stickman movie about this.
I see you... laughing!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
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Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
Posting this to my own wall right now!