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2013 Classic: The Lorde “Royals”

 Why did the backpacker feel like a king? Because the song told him he didn’t need “Grey Goose, cherry wine” to have a good time in a $10 hostel.

Part of the 49 Travel Jokes: The 2013 “Let It Go & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: The AI Luggage Tag
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49 Travel Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Wi-Fi Dreams” Edition
In 2007, the travel world shifted. We were still carrying our hea...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Currency
 Why did the traveler pay with a "Digital Hug"? Because he was in...read more »
50 Travel Jokes: The 1998 “Search & Survival” Edition
In 1998, traveling felt like the future was finally arriving—most...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vertical Takeoff
 Why was the taxi so loud? Because "Electric VTOLs" are everywher...read more »
47 Travel Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, traveling became the playground for a new generation of ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The BBL Drizzy
 Why was the pilot humming a specific beat? Because the internet ...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Suitcase
 Why was the traveler's bag crying? Because it has "Emotional Int...read more »
47 Travel Jokes: The 2010 “Filter Everything & Volcano Ash” Edition
In 2010, travel became "aesthetic." We started taking photos of o...read more »
2025 Classic: The Driverless Taxi
 Why was the traveler arguing with his car? Because the AI refuse...read more »

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Buying things you will definitely regret as soon as you land.I bo...read more »
The Final Destination
Landing safely and realizing you have to do it all again.The pilo...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Passport Control
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Matrix_Glitch07/07/2002 12:09There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@Cyber_Traveler04/19/1998 16:39Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@Simpson_Quotes05/17/1997 01:06D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@DVD_Rom_King10/14/1996 13:43More capacity for humor on this site!
@Offspring_Guy04/15/2015 00:18The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Better_Off_Dead06/07/2006 21:48I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Philosoraptor_X12/29/2004 01:51If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@DMOZ_Volunteer10/23/1996 00:35Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
@Reddit_Original12/07/2001 13:41The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@I_See_What_You03/31/1995 14:48I see what you did there. Clever!

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