2022 Classic: The Little Sun

Why did the sun go to the doctor? It was feeling “light-headed.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »

In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »

Kid: Dad, my nose is running. Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »

It was two tired.read more »

Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »

In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »

Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop? A: No luggage, ...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »

The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »

They don’t want to get beaten.read more »

In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »

It had too many problems.read more »

Kid: I had a thought. Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »

In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »

@Resident_Evil_Z01/04/2003 13:22Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@Dial_Up_King01/23/2002 00:57Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Hotmail_Checker11/24/1999 16:50Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Beavis_Butthead01/30/2013 03:33Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Lion_King_Pumbaa03/31/2015 07:42They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Winamp_Playlist09/01/2005 05:00Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@Spawn_Camper_J04/10/1996 21:28I’m staying right here until I read every joke.