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1999 Classic: The Liquid White-Out Layer

The official parish marriage registry containing thick, bumpy patches of correction fluid because the secretary refuses to use the computer’s backspace key.

Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Countdown, Millennium Bugs & Dial-Up Bulletins” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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@SpiderMan_Peter10/21/2001 02:02My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Pizza_Pizza_9908/31/2012 11:19Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
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@Guestbook_Signer10/29/2008 06:59Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
@ODP_Editor_9904/20/2008 02:30Approved for the Open Directory Project!

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