2003 Vintage: The LinkedIn Launch

Why did the lawyer join LinkedIn? To connect with people he’d already sued, just to see if they had any money left.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Stealing from the rich and giving... to the legal team.My lawyer ...read more »

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In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »

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Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »

Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »

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@Floppy_Fanatic02/05/2008 18:47Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Kazaa_Leecher06/10/2012 02:15I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan09/23/2001 02:43Silently laughing in the snow.

@Austin_Powers_Y09/05/2005 07:46Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Construction_Dig03/23/2003 11:24Still digging for more humor!

@Newgrounds_User04/10/1999 15:25Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!