Why was December 2015 historic? Because the Pentagon finally opened every job to women, proving that if you can carry a 100-pound pack and survive an IED, the military doesn’t care about your chromosomes.
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2015 “Sandcastles & Russian Wings” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
Silently laughing in the snow.
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I choose to believe it’s funny.