Why did the lawyer owe the library $500? He checked out a book on ethics and “lost” it on purpose.
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 1998 “Search Engines & Semantics” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!